Description of GMC Members Only Mitts

In life there are fads and then there are true classics.... certain things that seem to stem the very turning of time.... things like Chia Pets, leg warmers, those hilarious suction-cup cats that stick in your car window, and of course the Members Only jacket. As a tribute to the classics, GMC proudly presents the Members Only glove. When worn, this glove says "Get back Jack, your messin' with one white hot son-of-a-gun!!"

DVD Special Features:

• GWAR-TEX 8,000mm/5,000gm2: State-of-the-art waterproof/windproof/breathable fabric. Oxford Nylon with a microporous coating that repels wind, water, frozen particulates, blood and vomit while unwanted body moisture is expelled for a dry, comfortable Hand Protection System in any condition.
• TERRAIN-TECH Palm Reinforcement Material: Highly abrasion resistant polyurethane grip material insures durability and maximum dexterity. Palms so grippy you won't be able to release your grabs, thus you will land on your fingers which will snap like a Slim Jim.
• ATI Seamelss Insert 3,000mm/2,000gm2: Constructed without seams to be guaranteed leakproof, forming a second barrier of defense. Think of it like a male contraceptive for your hand, sewn into the shell of this glove.
• Microfleece Inner-lining: Added insulation wicks moisture and allows the Hand Protection System to be worn with or without the removable liners. Take the liners out of the gloves and wear them over your ears. People will mistake you for a moose.
• "Kung Fu Grip" Precurve Fingers.